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Divorce from Reality
I have never been a fan of reality TV, but when I met my (current) wife, 4+ years ago that started to change. Beforehand, the closest I would ever venture towards reality TV was Entertainment Tonight...
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Creepy Advert Alert #1 – Haribo
Hands up who likes sweets?! Of course you do. Sweets, candies, chocolates, whatever type you shove in your fat giggling face always brings joy. It would be pretty hard to fuck up an advert for chewy...
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Don’t Call Me, Unless You’re Going to Leave a Proper Voicemail
Smash here, reporting for duty. Friday was an irritating day at work, but at least it got me thinking about how I could finally make good on that “writer” credit I’ve got for this site. So please, grab...
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PUBLIC POOPING
There’s three things in life that are certain: Death Taxes There’s always someone shitting in the third floor bathroom where I work It’s absolutely incredible. I can be the ONLY person in the building...
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Headaches – the shittiest of all the aches
I used to think I could write about anything, anytime. Well apparently that’s bullshit because I’ve had a headache for two days and I can’t write for shit. Headaches are assholes, they’re like Satan...
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Top 8 Posts I Hate on Facebook
Skeletor really got me thinking and the hate started to fill in my head when I read her selfie post a while back. It made me think about how much I FUCKING, yes I cussed hate Facebook. Yes I have a...
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Read Receipts: The Option to Go Fuck Yourself
Hello, fellow bloggers!! I realize I have been gone a while. Please excuse the absence of Skeletor! I have excuse after excuse as to why I have been gone. But nobody really gives a shit about that….so...
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Sex, Love, and Murder – With Old People
Buckle up kids because things are about to get weird. This might sound odd but last night I entered into a conversation with a certain Mutant and a certain Cara about the infamous ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’...
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The top 10 actresses who irrationally annoy the shit out of me
Originally posted on Where The Wild Things Are:There are some actors and actresses that really make you want to see a film to the point where you will literally see anything they’re in...
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Appendix A: The Dirty Selfie
So, I wrote a few weeks ago about dirty selfies…that is, girls who take selfies in filthy environments, including bathrooms (public and private) and bedrooms mostly. What I didn’t clarify in that...
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